• THE BUNDLE: THINK, SHRINK & KINK
  • THE BUNDLE: THINK, SHRINK & KINK
  • THE BUNDLE: THINK, SHRINK & KINK
  • THE BUNDLE: THINK, SHRINK & KINK

THE BUNDLE: THINK, SHRINK & KINK

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THINK

Functional Chocolate for Focus, Clarity & Sharper Days

Feed your brain something better.

THINK was made for the tabs-open, meetings-back-to-back, where-did-I-put-my-phone kind of day.

It pairs chocolate with a considered stack of functional ingredients centred around focus, clarity and cognitive performance.

L-Theanine brings calm focus. Ginkgo and Bacopa Monnieri are traditional botanicals associated with cognition and memory, while Lion's Mane rounds out the blend as one of the best-known functional mushrooms in modern nootropic formulations.

No complicated morning ritual. No cupboard full of capsules.

Just chocolate that has considerably more ambition than being a snack.

Inside THINK: L-Theanine for calm focus, Ginkgo for clear thinking, Bacopa Monnieri for memory and clarity, and Lion's Mane for sharper days.

THINK is for: deep-work sessions, deadline days, studying, presentations, creative work and afternoons when your brain has apparently clocked off before you have.

SHRINK

Functional Chocolate for Appetite & Weight-Management Routines

Have the chocolate. Keep the goal.

Most weight-management routines tell you chocolate is the problem.

SHRINK had other ideas.

Created for people working towards weight-management goals, SHRINK combines functional chocolate with three deliberately selected ingredients: Glucomannan, whole-leaf Green Tea Powder and Metabolaid™, a patented Lemon Verbena and Hibiscus complex.

It turns the moment you'd normally reach for something random into something more deliberate, functional and considerably more enjoyable.

Because sustainable routines rarely come from pretending you suddenly stopped liking chocolate.

Inside SHRINK: Glucomannan, a konjac root fibre widely used in satiety formulations, whole-leaf Green Tea Powder, and Metabolaid™, a patented Lemon Verbena and Hibiscus botanical complex.

SHRINK is for: structured eating routines, portion-conscious lifestyles, afternoon cravings and anyone who thinks a wellness routine should still contain chocolate.

KINK

Functional Chocolate for Desire, Vitality & Connection

Chocolate with benefits. The fun kind.

Created for nights when you want to feel more present, more switched on and a little less sensible, KINK combines indulgent chocolate with a targeted blend of botanicals and nutrients centred around vitality, warmth and connection.

Ashwagandha sets the mood with calm and presence. Tongkat Ali and Horny Goat Weed bring centuries of traditional use associated with vitality, while NAD+ and Vitamin B3 complete the formula.

The result is not your average after-dinner chocolate.

It is chocolate for date night. Chocolate for staying in. Chocolate for remembering why you cancelled your plans in the first place.

Inside KINK: Ashwagandha for calm and presence, Tongkat Ali for warmth and vitality, Horny Goat Weed for traditional warmth, plus NAD+ and Vitamin B3 for cellular energy.

KINK is for: date nights, weekends away, reconnecting, gifting with ulterior motives and keeping in the bedside drawer.
FLAVOUR:
  • THINK: Sweet, velvety milk chocolate
  • SHRINK: Dark chocolate with a subtle green tea lift
  • KINK: Creamy milk chocolate with a slow, warming kick.
DOSE:
  • THINK: 1 square to get started, 2 for deep clarity.
  • SHRINK: One packet when your sweet tooth hits
  • KINK: One pack each. Then let KINK do its thing.Enjoy one full pack (2 squares) per person. Do not exceed one pack per person.
WHEN TO TAKE:
  • THINK: Morning, pre-work, pre-brainstorm, or any time you need to switch on.
  • SHRINK: Before cravings hit or pre-meal for appetite control.
  • KINK: Enjoy one pack 30–60 minutes before you want to turn things up.

THINK
A clean milk chocolate made for the long afternoon. Lion's Mane and L-Theanine, folded into milk chocolate.

Features list

  • The 3pm reset that is not a fourth coffee
  • Melbourne made 33% milk couverture.
  • Desk drawer sized, meeting room friendly, no crumbs in the keyboard.
  • Caffeine free, so it is not competing with your sleep.
  • 12g, eaten in under a minute, no ceremony required.
  • Eight serves a bag, one for every afternoon that needs it.
  • Four actives in every 12g serve: bacopa monnieri, L-theanine, ginkgo and lion's mane.

SHRINK
54% dark chocolate that stops where you tell it to. Built on Metabolaid™ and Glucomannan.

Features list

  • 54% dark couverture, the only one made with dark chocolate.
  • Eight serves a bag, so the week is already sorted.
  • Three actives in every 12g serve: Metabolaid, glucomannan and green tea.
  • Portioned by design, so you are not negotiating with a whole block at 9pm.
  • Rich enough to count as dessert, not a consolation prize.
  • Real couverture, no compound chocolate, no waxy finish.
  • Made in Melbourne in small batches, not mass produced.

KINK
Milk chocolate that knows exactly what it is doing. Tongkat Ali. Horny Goat Weed. Five botanicals in every serve.

Features list

  • The most interesting thing on the bedside table.
  • 12g serve size, eight serves per bag.
  • Five actives in every 12g serve: KSM-66 ashwagandha, tongkat ali, horny goat weed, vitamin B3 and NAD+.
  • Meant to be shared, though nobody is checking.
  • Made in Melbourne by people who make couverture for a living.
  • Dessert that gives the evening somewhere to go.
  • Looks like a gift, reads like a dare.